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Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes No. 9
01. Corduroy Pants
02. Ode to Playboy
03. Bobbledy Breasts
04. Inner Thoughts
05. Martha Goes Camping
06. Livin' La Vida Broka
07. Two for One Coupon
08. I Love Rocky Road (demo)
09. One Note Song
10. All My Favorite Drunks Have Given Up Drinkin'
11. Papa Woody
12. What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone
13. Everytime I See a Pig (I Think of You)
14. Working Where the Sun Don't Shine
15. Smoker's March
16. I Wanna Ride on Shania's Twain
17. Debbie
18. The Stalker
19. Hermaphrodite
20. Medley of Heartwarming Worm Songs
21. Nashville Drive-By
22. Piranha Women of the Avocado Jungle of Death
23. Walter Wart, the Freaky Frog
24. Will the Turtle Be Unbroken?
Friday afternoon and I get home early
I call you up cause I got to see my girly
I thought about you, all day
And I just want to celebrate in a real special way
So fix your hair up just right
Put your best dress on
I got a two for one coupon
Being with you is like being in paradise
Especially when I don't pay full price

I got a two for one coupon
That's you and me
Buy one get one free
I got a two for one coupon
And I just got to say
It expires today

The way your looking at me is giving me chills
Man, I hope this place has free refills
And the flowers that I got you that you hold so dear
Make me glad I passed the cemetery on the way here
And I don't want to ruin this magical moment that were sharing
But on the way home can we stop at the store and return the suit that I'm wearing
And after that we'll walk under the moonlight and hold hands
While we search for returnable cans

I got a two for one coupon
That's you and me
Buy one get one free
I got a two for one coupon
And I just got to say
It expires today

Baby, baby, your heaven sent
Let me move in with you cause right now I live in a tent
And if things don't work out I won't lament
I'll just crash out on your couch and we can split the rent

I got a two for one coupon
That's you and me
Buy one get one free

Let's celebrate this love between us
Until we have to catch our bus
Whoahoahoahoahoahoahoahoa

Could you get the tip

I got a two for one
I got a two for one
I got a two for one coupon, baby