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Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes No. 7
01. They Look Alike, They Walk Alike
02. Wax Covered Fuzzball
03. Eat All the Old People
04. Fart in an Elevator
05. The True and Terrible Trials of Waldo the Dog
06. Guitar Pill
07. Party in the Parkin' Lot
08. Toxic Swamp
09. The Cowgirl Song
10. Me Like Hockey
11. You're So Mundane
12. South Park Junkie
13. Stop Talkin' About Comic Books or I'll Kill You
14. Lesbians on TV
15. Grandpa's Gone Gangsta
16. Let's Get Branded
17. Spot
18. A Tale of the Ticker
19. School Cafeteria
20. Don't Eat the Special
21. Girls Don't Fart
22. Twinkies and Ding Dongs
23. Small Brown Hill
24. Doctor of Dementia
25. Monster Mash
Me work hard five days a week,
Sweeping garbage from the street.
Come home not want book to read,
Not 'nuff pictures for me see.
Sit right down in favorite chair,
Wearing only underwear.
Favorite night is saturday night,
'Cause me can watch hockey fights.

Me like hockey
Me like hockey

Me not like pro basketball,
'Cause me short and they all tall.
Baseball slow like forest gump,
'Cept when robbie spits on ump.
Wrestlemania not so great,
Me like to see hulk hogan skate.
Tv socccer not that hot,
You play bad and you get shot.

Me like hockey
Me like hockey

Swedish players must be geeks, haha
'Cause they still got own real teeth. hahaha
Not like finnish names,
What's a teemu anyway? hahaha
Russian worse than history,
Got stupid names like valeri. hahaha

Me like sergi federov,
Me like him more if head were off. hahahaha

Me like hockey
Me like hockey
Me like hockey
We like hockey

Please mr. linesman let the players fight
Please mr. linesman let the players fight
Please mr. linesman let the players fight
Please mr. linesman let the players fight
Please mr. linesman let the players fight
Let them fight
Let them fight
Let them fight!
Let them fight!
Let them fight!
Let them!

Friends come over put game on,
Argue then we lay bets down.
Got bag of chips and pack of bud,
Should last until end of first period.
But yankees they win world cup,
Me think they cheat use glowing puck.
Maybe if we want to winder,
Maybe we should play in winter.

Me like hockey
Me like hockey
Me like hockey
Me like hockey

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa