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Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes No. 5
01. Four Years of High School Spanish
02. Squirrels
03. Inbred Locals
04. In My Country
05. Eddie's Apartment
06. You're a Hamburger
07. The Harley Song
08. It's Still Billy Joel to Me
09. It's a P.M.S. Kind of Day
10. Get Off the Phone and Drive
11. Save the Beer
12. Backwards XYZ's
13. Dungeons and Dragons
14. Pull My Finger
15. Duck Butter
16. Fred, the Chicken Queen
17. Doin' the Incontinence Rag
18. Janet Reno
19. I'd Love My Baby If She Had Two Heads
20. Do You Believe Me? I Do
21. I Want a Blow Up Doll for Christmas
22. Happy Whatever You're Having
23. No News, or What Killed the Dog
Captain, captain,
Come and dock
And bring along your big fat
Cocktail shaker
We'll have a ball
In my country

Skies are blue
The sun is beamin'
And I can't wait to
Have your seamen
Come on ashore
To my country

We'll rent a boat
And go explore
The treasures on
My ocean floor
The swamp is thick
But don't be a wussie
Steer your canoe right
Through my pussywillows

We'll catch a bus
And have a gas
And get ourselves a
Piece of asparagus
I grow it here
In my country

Let's tell 'em what to pack Polly

A pair of shorts
Should do the trick
But don't forget that
Ten inch dickie, baby
The nights are cool
In my country

But when it's frigid
On the eastern front
It's nice and hot down
In my country

So baby please,
Come again
Come again
Come again
Come again