(If I Had) Rhythm in My Nursery Rhymes - Jimmie Lunceford and His Orchestra

Jimmie Lunceford and His Orchestra - Dr. Demento Gooses Mother! - (If I Had) Rhythm in My Nursery Rhymes

01.	The Doctor Is In
02.	The Window
03.	Mother Goose Arrives
04.	Baa Baa Black Sheep
05.	Little Bo Peep & Co.
06.	(If I Had) Rhythm in My Nursery Rhymes
07.	Not Exactly Old King Cole
08.	Funky Bluesy ABC's
09.	Humpty Dumpty Gets Scrambled
10.	Simon Says
11.	Peter Piper's Problem
12.	Peter Percival Patterson's Pet Pig Porky
13.	The Story Book Ball
14.	Little Jack Horner's Corner
15.	Rub-A-Dub-Dub
16.	Mary-Mary Is Very Contrary
17.	It's in the Book, Part 1
18.	No, but Seriously, Folks...
19.	London Bridge Is Falling Down
20.	Little Boy Blue Gets a Gig
21.	Skip to My Blues
22.	Mother Goose With an Attitude
23.	April Showers
24.	The Doctor Is Out

Fishin's not the reason I don't want to go to school
Swimmin' holes don't bother me, 'cause I'm no swimmin' fool
Teacher thinks I'm stupid, but I know that she's wrong
'Cause if she taught me my way, it wouldn't take me long

I could learn my ABC's, bring home A's instead of D's
And my mom and dad I'd please
If I had rhythm in my nursery rhymes
If I had rhythm in my nursery rhymes

Now, in the corner, on a stool, I'd sit 'cause I broke a rule
I could show them I'm no fool
If I had rhythm in my nursery rhymes
If I had rhythm in my nursery rhymes

Now, tra-la-la-la-la won't get me far, lately I've been thinkin'
If I had a little bit of rhythm, I could be a Washington or a Lincoln
Simple Simon at the fair met a pieman who was there
'Bout those two guys I don't care
'Cause I need rhythm in my nursery rhymes
'Cause I need rhythm in my nursery rhymes

Now, Jack and Jill went up the hill, they were very fond of climbs
But they don't give me a thrill
'Cause I need rhythm in my nursery rhymes
'Cause I need rhythm in my nursery rhymes

Mary had a little lamb and they both had such grand times
But I told them both to scram
'Cause I need rhythm in my nursery rhymes
'Cause I need rhythm in my nursery rhymes

And I've got no use for Mother Goose, she don't mean a thing
I'm in favor of old King Cole, 'cause he made his fiddler swing
Now, lullabies are all okay when mom sings them her own way
But I go for that hi-de-hej
'Cause I need rhythm in my nursery rhymes
'Cause I need rhythm in my nursery rhymes