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Allan Sherman - Week of October 21, 1985 - My Son the Vampire
Week of October 21, 1985
Disc 1
01. Show Open
02. Dinner With Drac
03. Vampire Beavers
04. My Son the Vampire
05. Chewels Ad
06. Goblin Girl
07. With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm
08. Werewolves of London
09. Certs Ad
10. Haunted House
11. The Haunted House of Rock
12. Mr. Ghost Goes to Town
13. Grim Grinning Ghosts
14. The Skeleton in the Closet
15. Chewels Ad
16. The Spider and the Fly
17. I Hold Your Hand in Mine
18. Dead
19. Please, Mr. Gravedigger
20. Certs Ad
Disc 2
01. Spook Opera
02. Halloween Spooks
03. Casper the Friendly Ghost
04. Thank You Scary Movies
05. Chewels Ad
06. Trick or Treat
07. It's Halloween
08. What Ever Happened to Eddie?
09. Cemetary Girls
10. Certs Ad
11. My Old Flame
12. Monster Rap
13. Chewels Ad
14. Bobby Pickett Interview
15. Me and My Mummy
16. Certs Ad
17. Monster Mash
Blood!
Blood!

My son, the vampire,
he'll make you a wreck.
Every time he kisses you,
there'll be two holes in your neck.

Blood!
Blood!

My son, the vampire,
he will leave you pale.
All he does is drink your blood,
'cause he don't like ginger ale.

When they see him, people scream, and they yell.
And they scream and yell 'cause they're scared as heck that he'll say...

Blood!
Blood!

My son, the vampire,
he's a total loss.

And if you should meet with him,
do not drink or eat with him.
Run if he takes out his dental floss.
'Cause my son, the vampire, ain't collecting it for the Red Cross!
He wants...

Blood!

He needs...

Blood!

He drinks...

Blood!

[spoken]
Doesn't everybody?
Have a glass!
It's delicious!
Yum yum!
It's...

Blood!