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Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Christmas Novelty CD of All Time
01. The Chipmunk Song
02. All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
03. Jingle Bells
04. The Twelve Gifts of Christmas
05. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
06. Nuttin' for Christmas
07. A Christmas Carol
08. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
09. I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas
10. Twelve Days of Christmas
11. Green Chri$tma$
12. I'm a Christmas Tree
13. I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
14. Santa Claus and His Old Lady
15. Christmas at Ground Zero
16. Christmas Dragnet
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door
That's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh, what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too

Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian

There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage

I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh, what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too!