Amish Paradise (2022 version) - “Weird Al” Yankovic

“Weird Al” Yankovic - Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (Original Soundtrack) - Amish Paradise (2022 version)

01.	You Don’t Know Anything (dialogue)
02.	My Bologna (2022 version)
03.	I Love Rocky Road (2022 version)
04.	Another One Rides the Bus (2022 version)
05.	Eat It
06.	Like a Surgeon (2022 version)
07.	Amish Paradise (2022 version)
08.	Now You Know
09.	Dr. Demento Opening Theme (Pico & Sepulveda)
10.	Beer Barrel Polka (Roll Out the Barrel)
11.	Helena Polka
12.	The Chicken Dance aka The Bird Dance
13.	Clarinet Polka
14.	Beat on the Brat
15.	Bowling With the Devil
16.	The Cobra Pit
17.	Demento’s Pool Party
18.	You’re All a Bunch of Slaves (instrumental)
19.	Guadalajara
20.	Back From the Dead
21.	Weird
22.	The Accordion
23.	Hay Boy
24.	The Closet
25.	Epiphany
26.	Cracked the Code
27.	On the Spot
28.	A Rare Gift
29.	My Parents
30.	Write Your Own Songs
31.	LSD Trip
32.	Al and Madonna
33.	A Parody of “Eat It”
34.	Drunk Driving
35.	You’re All I’ve Got
36.	Diner Kidnapping
37.	Heart of the Jungle
38.	Certified Platinum
39.	It’s All Business
40.	The Factory
41.	Dad Apologizes
42.	Raised Amish
43.	It’s Nothing
44.	Would You Be My Son?
45.	Al’s Speech
46.	In Memoriam

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity

At 4:30 in the mornin', I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long
That even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise

It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell

But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree, I really look good in black, fool

If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in three-hundred years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's as primitive as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise

There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churning lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art

I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise

There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise