Gorepot - Things Asians Do When They Are Done With Homework

01.	My Grandpa was 65 he runs a mile to stay fit, he's 70 now and has no idea where he is	3:39
02.	I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me	2:34
03.	Chickens sit on eggs because they don't have chairs	1:59
04.	My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo	2:12
05.	6 is afraid of 7 because 7 is a registered 6 offender	2:39
06.	A family walks into a hotel and requests the porn to be disabled, clerk says It's just regular porn you sick fuck	3:33
07.	A dyslexic man walks into a bra	3:13
08.	Lord told John if he comes forth he will receive eternal life, John came fifth and received a toaster	4:22
09.	If you are ever cold just stand in the corner, they are usually 90 degrees	2:32
10.	Bought some shoes from my drug dealer, don't know what he laced them with I've been tripping all day	3:02
11.	The best nation in the world is donation	2:54
12.	I threw a boomerang a few years ago and I now live in constant fear	3:21