Directed by Tom McMahon   Written by Tom McMahon   Cast Ron Perlman ... Self - Narrator (voice) Greg Moran ... Self - Infectious Disease Physician Matthew Steinberg ... Self - Reptile Expert Jules Sylvester ... Self - Wildlife Expert F. Vito Lamorte ... Self - Waste Management Consultant Steven Burstein ... Self - Cardiologist (as Dr. Steven Burstein) Khyber Zaffarkhan ... Self - Physical Medicine & Rehab (as Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan) John David Bridges ... Self - Former Aviation Boatswain Mate (as J. D. Bridges) Courtney Best ... Hooker Trisity Cameron ... Tracy the Showgirl Christopher Karl Johnson ... Police Officer (as Christopher K. Johnson) Mark Kordula ... Levinson the Convict Lunden Mihalic ... Kathy Christine Mulhern ... Self - Model Irena Murphy ... Self - Model Christine Nguyen ... Self - Model Bill Oberst Jr. ... Jake the Survivalist (as William E. Oberst Jr.) Nick Wall ... Griff Karen Agnes   Jeff Doba   Alisdair Simpson ... Narrator (U.K. broadcast only) Uncredited Cast Cynthia Quiles ... Carmen the Escaped Prisoner Produced by Thom Beers   Jay Hix Jones   Brian Knappmiller   Tom McMahon   Dolph Scott   Philip David Segal   Tyler Townsend   Original Music by Jonathan Miller

Additional Info Premiere: March 08, 2009 Country: Distributor: Spike TV Websites: Production Companies Original Productions Spike TV Distributors Spike TV   (2008) (USA) (all media) Rating Stats Overall Rating -- / 10 Our Rating 6.1 / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users 5.6 / 10 Female Users 5.8 / 10 Site Ranking #6,090 / 21,075 Ratings Breakdown Perfect 2 total ratings Average 2 total ratings Site Ranking