Directed by Terry M. West   Written by Terry M. West   Cast Erin Brown ... Dildo Saggins (as Misty Mundae) Darian Caine ... Horny A.J. Khan ... Spam Barbara Joyce ... Araporn Michael R. Thomas ... Smirnof John Link ... Ballem Anoushka ... Benadryl Allanah Rhodes ... Hymen Torn Suzi Lorraine ... Drusilla (as Kelli Summers) Paige Richards ... Whorespank Ruby Larocca ... Bar Maid Chelsea Mundae ... Bar Keep Rick Wright ... Inn Keeper Timothy McBride ... Baldwin Zachary Stone ... Horny Throbbit C.J. DiMarsico ... Fairy Princess Gaël Force ... Warrior (as Gael Force) Bob MacKay ... Lackey Max Wade ... Forest Hooker William Hellfire ... Whichway Peter Quarry ... General Uptight Terry Shane ... Ferret / Dork T.J. Glenn ... Angry Scotsman / Dork / Warrior (as Teel James Glen) Tiffany Sinclair ... Dork / Warrior Peter Phelia ... Dork / Warrior Kevin Elder ... Dork / Warrior Jimmy Diable ... Dork / Warrior John Nosnam ... Dork / Warrior Jed Knight ... Dork / Warrior Robery W. Lynn ... Dork / Warrior Scott Ferrara ... Dork / Warrior John Paul Fedele ... Sourass (as John P. Fedele) Terry M. West ... Sir Bruce / Cowardly Lion Juliette Charles ... Tree Nymph Produced by Zachary Snygg   Ruby Larocca   Michael Raso   Original Music by Josh Robinson

Additional Info Premiere: March 25, 2003 DVD Release: March 25, 2003 Country: Distributor: Seduction Cinema Websites: Alternate Titles Lord Of The Strings Production Companies E.I. Independent Cinema Distributors E.I. Independent Cinema   (2003) (USA) (VHS) Indivisual   (2010) (World-wide) (video) (on-demand) Ventura Distribution   (2003) (USA) (DVD) Ventura Distribution   (2003) (USA) (VHS) Rating Stats Overall Rating 4.3 / 10 Our Rating 4.8 / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users 4.8 / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #8,377 / 21,011 Ratings Breakdown Perfect 1 total rating Almost Perfect 1 total rating Average 1 total rating Mediocre 2 total ratings Crap 1 total rating Site Ranking #8,373 The Mummy: Season 2 (2003) #8,374 Perpetrator (2023) #8,375 Vampyres (2015) #8,376 Body Slam (1986) #8,378 Adventures Of Aladdin (2019) #8,379 Fist Of Fear, Touch Of Death (1980) #8,380 Padre Pio (2022) #8,381 Home For The Holidays (1972)