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...And Four Stolen Hooves ...And Four Stolen Hooves
Bacon, Jamie, Lee and Moon find themselves in possession of a consignment of porn, a valuable 'erotic' antique and a prize racehorse, all of which belong to East End...
May 29, 2000
...And 200 Smoking Kalashnikovs ...And 200 Smoking Kalashnikovs
A friend of the lads and a 'local businessman', Robbie Rossi, offers them a large sum of money to pick up a delivery of some dodgy designer clothes. Everything goes...
June 6, 2000
...And a Fistful of Jack & Jills ...And a Fistful of Jack & Jills
The boys are offered a hoard of sex pills on the cheap in return for making a few dodgy deliveries. Everything goes wrong when the pills turn out to be a duff batch.
June 13, 2000
...And Spaghetti Sauce ...And Spaghetti Sauce
The boys accidentally record over a consignment of porn tapes belonging to Deep Throat, a vicious and nasty criminal, while running off copies of a wedding video they...
June 20, 2000
...And Two Sips ...And Two Sips
Miami Vice is having accountant problems. Not only is someone skimming money from his operations, but Moira is holding out her 10% of Lapland. The boys unwittingly get...
June 27, 2000
...And One Big Bullock ...And One Big Bullock
Miami Vice goes into the meat business and employs the lads to pick up a consignment being delivered by three psychotic Russians. Moon's country cousins get involved...
July 4, 2000
...And a Good Slopping Out ...And a Good Slopping Out
A criminal 'friend' has the key to Miami's safe and he wants it back, but said criminal has been caught by the police and is now in jail. Miami gets Barbie to file...
July 11, 2000
Directed by
Sheree Folkson Sheree Folkson  
Rudolf Mestdagh Rudolf Mestdagh  
Nick Jones Nick Jones  
David Thacker David Thacker  
Written by
Guy Ritchie Guy Ritchie  
Chris Baker Chris Baker  
Andrew Day Andrew Day  
Bernard Dempsey Bernard Dempsey  
Kevin McNally Kevin McNally  
Cast
Ralph Brown Ralph Brown ... Miami Vice (7 episodes)
Daniel Caltagirone Daniel Caltagirone ... Moon (7 episodes)
Scott Maslen Scott Maslen ... Jamie (7 episodes)
Shaun Parkes Shaun Parkes ... Bacon (7 episodes)
Del Synnott Del Synnott ... Lee (7 episodes)
Christopher Adamson Christopher Adamson ... Three Feet (6 episodes)
Lorraine Chase Lorraine Chase ... Barbie (5 episodes)
Lisa Rogers Lisa Rogers ... Tanya (5 episodes)
Mario Kalli Mario Kalli ... Kouros (3 episodes)
Chris Rowe Chris Rowe ... Johann (3 episodes) (as Christopher Rowe)
George Antoni George Antoni ... Nefarius (2 episodes) (as George Yiasoumi)
Nikki Grosse Nikki Grosse ... Laura (2 episodes)
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau Nikolaj Coster-Waldau ... Jordi (2 episodes) (as Nikolaj Coster Waldau)
Nick Brimble Nick Brimble ... Uncle Derek (2 episodes)
Ian Brimble Ian Brimble ... Uncle Brian (2 episodes)
Jack Warren Jack Warren ... Michael (2 episodes)
Tim Perrin Tim Perrin ... Mr Bone (2 episodes)
Martin Freeman Martin Freeman ... Jaap (2 episodes)
Clint Dyer Clint Dyer ... Firebug
Nicholas Beveney Nicholas Beveney ... Happy Jack
Del Anderson Del Anderson ... Roy
Terry Bird Terry Bird ... Glassjaw
Martin Rutherford Martin Rutherford ... Anarchist
Lonnie James Lonnie James ... Aunt Geraldine
Victoria Blackholly Victoria Blackholly ... Amber
Harry Eden Harry Eden ... Forest
Philip Fox Philip Fox ... The Accountant
John Alexander John Alexander ... Mr Pie
Freddie Stuart Freddie Stuart ... Bar Steward
Tony O'Leary Tony O'Leary ... Bookie
Elliott Jordan Elliott Jordan ... Kebab Shop Kid
Mark Wright Mark Wright ... Young Jamie
Hayley Nott Hayley Nott ... Young Laura
Thomas Coleman Thomas Coleman ... Young Lee
Kieram Mitchell Kieram Mitchell ... Young Bacon
Ben Rose Ben Rose ... Young Moon
Hassani Shapi Hassani Shapi ... The Sheik
Anthony Barclay Anthony Barclay ... Robbie Rossi
Andy Linden Andy Linden ... Trevor Truscott
Terry Alderton Terry Alderton ... Eddie the Diamond
Eddie Osei Eddie Osei ... Barman
Michael Sarne Michael Sarne ... Sergei (as Mike Sarne)
Nick Bartlett Nick Bartlett ... Kerry Dowd
Bunny Reid Bunny Reid ... Barry Blue
Bradley Walsh Bradley Walsh ... Larry Harmless
Jacey Salles Jacey Salles ... Sylvia Harmless
Richard Hards Richard Hards ... Doorframe (as Ricky Hards)
Shend Shend ... Mars Bar
Chico Andrade Chico Andrade ... El Torro
Omid Djalili Omid Djalili ... Ali Gadaffi
Robert Atiko Robert Atiko ... Mehmet Gadaffi
Joe Accerelli Joe Accerelli ... The Caliph (as Josef Accerelli)
Andrew Dunford Andrew Dunford ... Taffy
Joshua Malin Joshua Malin ... Sweatshop Kid
Lucy Bowen Lucy Bowen ... Blonde
William Ivory William Ivory ... Sharpy
John Ringham John Ringham ... Duke of Pewsey
Tony Kirwood Tony Kirwood ... Funny Money
Elizabeth Counsell Elizabeth Counsell ... Moira
Andy Lucas Andy Lucas ... Spaghetti Eddie
Paul McNeilly Paul McNeilly ... Tony Peacemaker Gibbs
Hywel Bennett Hywel Bennett ... Deep Throat
Jelena Budimir Jelena Budimir ... Debbie
Jack Wild Jack Wild ... Bill
Tara Ellis Tara Ellis ... Candice
Andreas Wisniewski Andreas Wisniewski ... Heinrich
Frank Dunne Frank Dunne ... Vicar
David Schofield David Schofield ... Two Sips
Michael McKell Michael McKell ... Terry Gardner
Luing Andrews Luing Andrews ... Heavy
Ronnie Letham Ronnie Letham ... Haggis Moss
David Schaal David Schaal ... Greasy John
Gary Powell Gary Powell ... Rainham Ray
Charles Cork Charles Cork ... Uncle Keith
Bob Goody Bob Goody ... Stinker
Donald Pelmear Donald Pelmear ... Captain
Harry Miller Harry Miller ... No-Hope Harry
Sam Lathem Sam Lathem ... Driver
Brian Bovell Brian Bovell ... Bunny
Scot Williams Scot Williams ... Macca
Terry Labanowski Terry Labanowski ... Terry Jiffer
Matthew Marsh Matthew Marsh ... Attila
Simon Kunz Simon Kunz ... Sergei
Serge Soric Serge Soric ... Yuri
Clive Russell Clive Russell ... Special Brew
Richard Graham Richard Graham ... Toothless
Eddie Webber Eddie Webber ... Frankie
Peter-Hugo Daly Peter-Hugo Daly ... Micky Farrell (as Peter Hugo Daly)
Al Ashton Al Ashton ... Brummie (as Al Hunter Ashton)
Colin Hill Colin Hill ... Ironbar
Nicky Crowe Nicky Crowe ... Crawley
Neil McCaul Neil McCaul ... Foley
Uncredited Cast
Sean Cronin Sean Cronin ... Mr Skin (3 episodes)
Tim Perrin Tim Perrin ... Mr Bone
Tricky Nicky Tricky Nicky ... Spectator
Natalie Stone Natalie Stone ... Bridesmaid
Rene Costa Rene Costa ... European Worker
Elizabeth Counsell Elizabeth Counsell ... Moira
Ray Donn Ray Donn ... Uncle John
Produced by
Chris Evans Chris Evans  
Kate Myers Kate Myers  
Guy Ritchie Guy Ritchie  
Rhonda Smith Rhonda Smith  
Matthew Vaughn Matthew Vaughn  
Tony Wood Tony Wood  
Original Music by
John Lunn John Lunn  
Jim Williams Jim Williams  
Additional Info
Premiere: May 29, 2000
Countries: United Kingdom Belgium
Distributor: Channel 4 DVD
Websites: IMDb Wikipedia
Ratings
IMDb

7.6 / 10

Distributors
Channel 4 Television Corporation
  (all media)
RTL Crime
  (2009) (Germany) (TV)
Siren Visual Entertainment
  (2001) (Australia) (DVD)
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