Directed by Tomas Almgren   Brian Barnes   Brian A. Bernhard   Chad Bernhard   Elias   Grady Granros   Justin Powers   Jane Rose   Simon Ruben   Doug Sakmann   Ashley Thorpe   Written by Elias   H.P. Lovecraft   Doug Sakmann   Robbie Simons   Tom Wontner   Gillian MacGregor   Brian Barnes   Brian A. Bernhard   Jane Rose   Tomas Almgren   Simon Ruben   Rebecca Finley   Cast Elias ... Journalist Chad Bernhard ... 70's Journalist Rich Casella ... Cameraman Anna Ganster ... Alien Mom Nick Basile ... H.P. Lovecraft Ryan L. Johnston ... Stockbroker (as Ryan Johnston) Brian A. Bernhard ... Sci-Fi Nerd / Howard's Voice (segment 'And This Was On A Good Day') Mary Holloway ... Suburban Mom Suzy Hotrod ... Rump-shaking Troma Babe Vicky Voltage ... Busty Troma Babe Lloyd Kaufman ... Self Nick Rezabek ... Lance (as Nicholas Rezabek) Richard Wein ... Herr Schlieffenzingenmeckleheimer Barbara Hubach ... Boat Rower Martina Ganster ... The Vagrant Ryan Morris ... Disapproving Clown John Seaman ... Harley Warren (segment 'The Statement of Randolph Carter') Jeffrey Velazquez ... Randolph Carter (segment 'The Statement of Randolph Carter') Ean Murphy ... Creature (segment 'The Statement of Randolph Carter') (voice) Oliver Ostroga ... Creature (segment 'The Statement of Randolph Carter') (voice) Matt Renicks ... Eric (segment 'History of the Lurkers' - Ltd. Edition) Glibulous Mongolota ... Eric's Loser Neighbor (segment 'History of the Lurkers' - Ltd. Edition) Asteria Wofford ... Beer Thrower (segment 'History of the Lurkers' - Ltd. Edition) Lauren Giddens ... Recording Studio Producer (segment 'History of the Lurkers' - Ltd. Edition) Mason Riley ... Porn Store Cruiser / Lurker (segment 'History of the Lurkers' - Ltd. Edition) Matt Powers ... Lurker (segment 'History of the Lurkers' - Ltd. Edition) Dusty Jones ... Lurker (segment 'History of the Lurkers' - Ltd. Edition) Adrienne Maresh ... Groupie / Lurker (segment 'History of the Lurkers' - Ltd. Edition) Justin Powers ... Lurker (segment 'History of the Lurkers' - Ltd. Edition) Scott Krakowski ... Lurker (segment 'History of the Lurkers' - Ltd. Edition) Amy Mattson ... Groupie (segment 'History of the Lurkers' - Ltd. Edition) Melinda Mendoza ... Groupie (segment 'History of the Lurkers' - Ltd. Edition) Melissa Mendoza ... Groupie (segment 'History of the Lurkers' - Ltd. Edition) Kunst Nubile ... Groupie (segment 'History of the Lurkers' - Ltd. Edition) Jaime Fuller ... Groupie (segment 'History of the Lurkers' - Ltd. Edition) Devon Wells ... Party Goer (segment 'History of the Lurkers' - Ltd. Edition) Mary Randall ... Party Goer (segment 'History of the Lurkers' - Ltd. Edition) Jorge Llamas ... Party Goer (segment 'History of the Lurkers' - Ltd. Edition) Cody Poole ... Party Goer (segment 'History of the Lurkers' - Ltd. Edition) Keely Carter ... Party Goer (segment 'History of the Lurkers' - Ltd. Edition) Wess Moeckel ... Party Goer (segment 'History of the Lurkers' - Ltd. Edition) Mike Withstandley ... Artist (segment 'Remain') Peter Bramhill ... Greg / Bugboy (segment 'BugBoy') Nicky Ladanowski ... Jessica (segment 'BugBoy') Dan Payne ... Mark (segment 'BugBoy') Tom Wontner ... Tom (segment 'Witch's Spring') Gillian MacGregor ... Rhiannon (segment 'Witch's Spring') Rhys Vaughan ... Young Slava (segment 'Alecto') Nick Ewans ... Slava (segment 'Alecto') Nina Kwok ... Sarah (segment 'Alecto') Eleanor Brunsdon ... Slava's Mother (segment 'Alecto') Tom Blackburn ... Slava's Father (segment 'Alecto') Beau Dearden ... Lumberjack (segment 'Chaos of Flesh') Adam Armstrong ... Carter Ward (segment 'Chaos of Flesh') Anna Wright ... Girl / Spawn of Yog (segment 'Chaos of Flesh') Tommy Pistol ... Dr. Hubert Breast (segment 'Re-Penetrator') (archive footage) (as Aramis Sartorio) Joanna Angel ... Corpse Girl (segment 'Re-Penetrator') Susan Adriensen ... Dr. Koalesca (segment 'Coo-coo-Cthulhu') Jerrod Bogard ... Dan (segment 'Coo-coo-Cthulhu') Produced by Tomas Almgren   Joanna Angel   Brian A. Bernhard   Nick Danger   Elias   Rebecca Finley   Mitch Fontaine   Marissa Goldstein   Grady Granros   Biff Juggernaut   Dunstan Kornicki   Ean Murphy   Hanne Nordhagen   Joe Renz   Doug Sakmann   Zafer Ulkucu   Original Music by Tomas Almgren   Brian A. Bernhard   Chad Bernhard   Mick Grierson   Hick Nick and Jew of The Dead   Joe Renz   Tom Rowland

Additional Info Premiere: July 24, 2006 DVD Release: September 05, 2006 Country: Distributor: Wild Eye Releasing Websites: Alternate Titles LovecraCked! The Movie Production Companies Biff Juggernaut Productions Distributors Indie Rights   (2014) (World-wide) (video) (digital) Wild Eye Releasing   (2015) (USA) (all media) Rating Stats Overall Rating 3.9 / 10 Our Rating 4.7 / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users 4.7 / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #11,889 / 21,075 Ratings Breakdown Almost Perfect 1 total rating Crap 1 total rating Site Ranking #11,884 Amityville Poltergeist (2020) #11,885 Let's Kill Grandpa This Christmas (2017) #11,887 Wicked Games (2021) #11,888 Ebony, Ivory & Jade (1976) #11,889 The Horror Of H.P. Lovecraft (2006) #11,891 Barbie & Kendra Save The Tiger King (2020) #11,892 Attack Of The Virgin Mummies (2004) #11,893 Fearmakers (2008) #11,894 Uncle Buck: Season 1 (1990)