Directed by Bob Clark Written by Robert Grasmere   Francisca Matos   Steven Paul   Gregory Poppen   Cast Jon Voight ... Bill Biscane / Kane Scott Baio ... Stan Bobbins Vanessa Angel ... Jean Bobbins Skyler Shaye ... Kylie Justin Chatwin ... Zack Peter Wingfield ... Crowe Gerry Fitzgerald ... Kahuna Leo Fitzgerald ... Kahuna Myles Fitzgerald ... Kahuna Max Iles ... Archie Michael Iles ... Archie Jared Scheideman ... Finkleman Jordan Scheideman ... Finkleman Maia Jae Bastidas ... Rosita Keana Lyn Bastidas ... Rosita (as Keana Bastidas) Joshua Lockhart ... Alex Maxwell Lockhart ... Alex Anastasia Trovato ... Tascha Shaun Sipos ... Brandon Devin Douglas Drewitz ... Peter Jessica Amlee ... Little Greta Thomas Kretschmann ... Roscoe Alfonso Quijada ... Muggles Shawn Macdonald ... Hologram Guard Jy Harris ... Hologram Soda Jerk Garry Chalk ... Police Captain (as Gary Chalk) Alexander Kalugin ... Petrov Barry Greene ... Kahuna's Father Connor Christopher Levins ... Baby Kahuna (as Connor Christopher) Jake D. Smith ... Baby Biscane (as Jake Smith) Sterling McKay ... Boy Andrew Francis ... Ken (Age 16) Nancy J. Lilley ... Greta (as Nancy Lilley) Dagmar Midcap ... Reporter Bobby Stewart ... Police Sergeant (as Bobby L. Stewart) Stefanie von Pfetten ... Jennifer Kraft Lara Milliken ... Kid Reece Thompson ... Kid Rebecca Reichert ... Siska (as Rebaecca Reichert) Gus Lynch ... Mr. K Whoopi Goldberg ... Whoopi Goldberg Ashley Parker Angel ... Ashley Parker Angel (O-Town) (as O'Town) Erik-Michael Estrada ... Erik-Michael Estrada (O-Town) (as O'Town) Dan Miller ... Dan Miller (O-Town) (as O'Town) Trevor Penick ... Trevor Penick (O-Town) (as O'Town) Jacob Underwood ... Jacob Underwood (O-Town) (as O'Town) David Kaye ... Kahuna (voice) Danny McKinnon ... Archie (voice) Melissa Montoya ... Rosita (voice) Rashad Hood ... Alex (voice) Jonathan Singleton ... Finkleman (voice) Artine Tony Browne ... Father (as Artine Brown) Uncredited Cast Troy Robinson ... Security Guard Gabriela Spanic ... Self Mauro Tuboloco ... Janitor Produced by Jodea Bloomfield   Eric M. Breiman   Jan Fantl   Reinhild Gräber   Frank Hübner   David Marlow   Rosanne Milliken   Steven Paul   Original Music by Paul Zaza Helmut Zerlett

Additional Info Premiere: August 27, 2004 DVD Release: January 04, 2005 Countries: Distributor: Sony Home Entertainment Websites: Production Companies ApolloMedia Distribution (as ApolloMedia) Crystal Sky Worldwide Hador BG2 Productions Ltd. Distributors Sony Pictures Releasing   (2004) (USA) (theatrical) Image Entertainment   (2012) (USA) (DVD) Sony Pictures Home Entertainment   (2004) (USA) (DVD) Sony Pictures Home Entertainment   (2004) (USA) (VHS) Triumph Films   (USA) (all media) Rating Stats Overall Rating 1.5 / 10 Our Rating -- / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users -- / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #3,009 / 20,875 Site Ranking #3,005 I Spit On Your Grave 2 (2013) #3,006 Play Misty For Me (1971) #3,007 Serial Mom (1994) #3,008 Summer Wars (2009) #3,009 Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) #3,010 Destroyer (2018) #3,011 Them (2006) #3,012 Death Note (2006) #3,013 Suck Me Shakespeer (2013)