Directed by Mark Pirro   Written by Mark Pirro   Cast Bill Devlin ... Waldo Williams Dani Leon ... Valveeta Williams Jean Black ... Detective Cipolla Jim Rainey ... Detective Cosacca Alex W. Chen ... Doctor Wansamsaki Michael Raye ... Summa Cum Lauden (as J. Michael Raye) Suzanna Griffith ... Magna Cum Lauden Ron Curtiss ... Doctor Coldstone Tyrone Dubose ... Johnny Pecks Michael R. Thomas ... Wanger Robert Clements ... Waldo's Co-Worker David Y. Chan ... Mister Tashira (as David Chan) Anson Jackson ... Toby Tuwanda Roubye Hart ... Mrs. Tuwanda Mark Pirro ... Dr. Rektor Al Frees ... Supervising Detective Rick Cadelli ... Lab Scientist Adam Kowalski ... Perverted Priest Pat Hunter ... 2nd Perverted Priest Damon Evans ... Carjacking Thug Robyn Blythe ... Gloria Sternvirgin Rick Popko ... 1st Policeman Dan West ... 2nd Policeman Paul Weiner ... 3rd Policeman Dan Burr ... Poo'd on Priest Martin Mulchrone ... Confused Man in Airport Hiromi Nishiyama ... Hi and Nee Rachel Morihiro ... Hi and Nee Buddy Daniels Friedman ... (as Buddy Daniels) John McCafferty   Produced by Mark Pirro   Jim Rainey   Original Music by Andrew Gold

Additional Info Premiere: December 03, 2003 DVD Release: November 28, 2006 Country: Distributor: Pirromount Pictures Websites: Production Companies Pirromount Pictures Distributors Hanzibar Films   (2005) (UK) (DVD) Imagine Entertainment   (2006) (Australia) (DVD) Rating Stats Overall Rating 4.5 / 10 Our Rating -- / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users -- / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #11,207 / 21,031 Site Ranking #11,202 Scary Bride (2020) #11,203 Dead Noon (2007) #11,204 Bread And Circus (2003) #11,206 Slasher House 2 (2016) #11,207 Rectuma (2003) #11,208 Zombie Chronicles (2002) #11,209 Taintlight (2009) #11,210 Meat Market (2000) #11,211 WWE: Vengeance 2002 (2002)