Directed by Duane Journey   Written by David Tillman   Cast Molly C. Quinn ... Gretel (as Molly Quinn) Michael Welch ... Hansel Lara Flynn Boyle ... Witch Agnes Cary Elwes ... Meter Man Andrew James Allen ... Ashton Reynaldo Gallegos ... Carlos Bianca Saad ... Bianca Lochlyn Munro ... Officer Ritter Yancy Butler ... Officer Hart Eddy Martin ... Manny Joe Ordaz ... Jorge Celestino Cornielle ... Octavio (as Celestin Cornielle) David Tillman ... Norm Claudia Choi ... Sam Edward Zo ... Teenager #1 Doug Haley ... Teenager #2 Xavier Kai Roy ... Bicycle Kid #1 Xander Kekoa Roy ... Bicycle Kid #2 Danielle Adams ... Paramedic Lexie Hofer ... Coed #1 Karissa Thoma ... Coed #2 Uncredited Cast Orvis Slack ... Paramedic Produced by Jane Awad   William S. Beasley   Lara Flynn Boyle   Jason K. Corey   James Cotten   Jonathan Heine   Brett Hudson   Andrew C. Mathews   Mark Morgan   Michael Pollack   Molly C. Quinn   Julie Roy   Curtis Sobel   Zak Sobel   E. Thompson   Original Music by Corey Allen Jackson

Additional Info Premiere: February 19, 2013 DVD Release: June 25, 2013 Blu-ray Release: June 25, 2013 Country: Distributor: Tribeca Film Websites: Production Companies Kerry Kimmel & Pollack Uptik Entertainment Dark Highway Films (I) Pollack Films (in association with) Distributors Tribeca Film   (2013) (USA) (theatrical) Kerry Kimmel & Pollack   (2012) (USA) (all media) Tribeca Film   (2013) (USA) (DVD) Tribeca Film   (2013) (USA) (Blu-ray) (DVD) Rating Stats Overall Rating 4.4 / 10 Our Rating 5.7 / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users 5.7 / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #6,230 / 21,119 Ratings Breakdown Almost Perfect 2 total ratings Site Ranking #6,226 Night Of The Living Dead 3D (2006) #6,227 Them That Follow (2019) #6,228 Berlin, I Love You (2019) #6,229 The Amazing Bulk (2012) #6,230 Hansel & Gretel Get Baked (2013) #6,231 Ju-On: The Curse 2 (2000) #6,232 Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl (2009) #6,233 The Twin (2022) #6,234 Til Death Do Us Part (2023)