Directed by Lloyd Kaufman Written by Travis Campbell   Derek Dressler   Lloyd Kaufman   Gabriel Friedman   Doug Sakmann   Cast Asta Paredes ... Chrissy Goldberg Catherine Corcoran ... Lauren Zac Amico ... Zack Vito Trigo ... Leonardo Lloyd Kaufman ... Lee Harvey Herzkauf Babette Bombshell ... Principal Westly Tara E. Miller ... Rachel Ruysch Mike Baez ... Donatello Mark Quinnette ... Michaelangelo Jim Sheppard ... Raphael Reiki Tsuno ... Rembrandt Josh Potter ... Kevin the Duck Monster / Jock Clay von Carlowitz ... Eugene 'The Machine' McCormack Lauren Sylvester ... Eugene's Tranny Friend Stefan Dezil ... Slater Gabriela Fuhr ... Kelly Adam P. Murphy ... Mr. Chips Brenda Rickert ... Aunt Bee Debbie Rochon ... Coach Kotter Ron Mackay ... Coach Sandusky John Patrick Brennan ... Jeffrey the Hazmat Goon (as John Brennan) Patrick Klouman ... Teenie Weenie Ken Cosentino ... Ricky Retardo Baird Hageman ... Tristan Lemmy ... The President Greg Hinaman ... Blind Security Guard Arlowe Price ... Jiggles the Juggalo Stuart Kiczek ... Hurley Colin Reboy ... Colin Ron Jeremy ... God Mark Torgl ... School Janitor Corrado Adamo ... Italian Meltdown Boy / Tromaville High Student Alex Aronson ... Jock Zack Beins ... Comic Con Nerd 2 Alexandra Bodenhorn ... Tongue Rip Girl Bob Bozek ... Named Him Randall (as Robert Bozek) Blade Braxton ... Motorcycle Cretin Lori Brown ... News Reporter Heather Cahill ... Shower Girl Travis Campbell ... Himself Meg Carriero ... Asian School Girl Scotty Catuzza ... Factory worker Dedderz ... Themselves William Dreyer ... Arnold / Deeper Throat Monique Dupree ... Shower Girl (as Monique 'The Original Gata' Dupree) Michael J. Epstein ... Herzkauf Monster Sheri Fairchild ... Teacher tromaville high Mark Finch ... News Reporter Nicola Fiore ... Ms. Bigguns Joe Fleishaker ... Lauren 6 months later Erika Frase ... Tromaville High Cheerleader Ed Gage ... Tromaville High Student Marcus Ganci-Rotella ... Tromaville Citizen Bjarni Gautur ... Scrätch Dylan Mars Greenberg ... Tromaville High Student Steven Haar ... Stevo the Devo (as Steven Patrick Haar) Michael Hawerbier ... Reporter Teresa Hui ... Zac's Rejection Girl Aaron Jordan ... Tromaville Citizen (as A.J. Jordan) Charlotte Kaufman ... Audrey Benjamin Lisbeth Kaufman ... Tromaville High Student Patricia Kaufman ... Herself Daníel Grímur Kristjánsson ... Blue Lagoon Meltdown Boy Kayla Lanzalaco ... Tromaville Citizen Ed Larson ... Dr. Jack Swinney Jeff Lasky ... Worker #2 Stan Lee ... Narrator (as Peter Parker) Scud Lightning ... Herzkauf Monster / Radical Dude Justin A. Martell ... Barry Jennings Brandy Mason ... Shower Girl Brandy Collette Mclafferty ... Wheels the Roller Girl Dominic Mendez ... Tromaville Citizen Mark Mendola ... Teacher Smokey Miles ... Count Smokula James Murray ... Chuck Flingus Karl Myles ... Extra Sarah Nowak ... Bloody Mess (as Sarah Dynasty) Mick O'Keefe ... Motorcylce Gang Member / Teacher / Parent / Factory Worker Mark Parker ... Band Geek Rhonda Parker ... Punk Kellen Pembleton ... Tromaville High Student Shawn C. Phillips ... Comic Con Nerd 3 Kenneth Powell ... Teacher Nico Praz ... Tromorganic Burger Victim (scenes deleted) Kyle Rappaport ... Dead Tromaville High Student Tabetha Ray ... Mocking Bitch Joseph Reboy ... Teacher Liam Regan ... Looks Like A Dick Ivana Ruegg ... Tromaville Citizen Doug Sakmann ... Flag Cretin / Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. Michael C. Schmahl ... Factory Worker #1 Thomas Edward Seymour ... Teacher Purple Pam Shelby ... Bollywood Dancer Jeff Soster ... Tromaville Citizen Corina Taylor ... Tro-Gasm Girl (as Vicki Marie Taylor) Richard Taylor ... Comic Con Nerd 1 Michael Varrati ... Bread Burns Julian Walker ... The Toxic Avenger Katie Weremblewski ... Tromaville Citizen Nadia White ... Shower Girl Henry Zebrowski ... Chet Boden Michael Zsiros ... Dead Teacher Uncredited Cast Manek Deboto ... Australian Meltdown Boy Britney Drew ... Cannes Meltdown Girl John Hadity ... Health Inspector Nigel Houseman ... Cannes Meltdown Guy Tony Jarvis ... Cannes Meltdown Guy Julia Montana ... Cannes Meltdown Girl Nuke Puke 'Em ... Australian Meltdown Girl Lothar Quint ... Cannes Meltdown Guy Produced by John Patrick Brennan   Melissa Fortunatti   Ashton Golembo   Steven Haar   Michael Herz   Regina Katz   Lloyd Kaufman   Matt Manjourides   Justin A. Martell   Original Music by Jason Paul Bouton Kurt Dirt Ethan Hurt Mick O'Keefe

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