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Directed by
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Perry Andelin Blake
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Written by
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Dana Carvey
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written by
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Harris Goldberg
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written by
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Cast
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Dana Carvey
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Pistachio Disguisey
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Jennifer Esposito
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Jennifer Baker
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Harold Gould
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Grandfather Disguisey
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James Brolin
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Fabbrizio Disguisey
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Brent Spiner
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Devlin Bowman
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Austin Wolff
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Barney Baker
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Edie McClurg
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Mother Disguisey
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Maria Canals-Barrera
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Sophia
(as Maria Canals)
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Robert Machray
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Texas Man
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Michael Bailey Smith
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Henchman
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Rachel Lederman
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Texas Wife
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Vincent Riverside
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Henchman
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Mark Devine
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Trent
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Kenan Thompson
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Kenan
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Jay Johnston
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Rex
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Mark Ginther
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Henchman
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Carrick O'Quinn
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Henchman
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Mitch Silpa
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Henchman
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John Tenn
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Henchman
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Virginia Hawkins
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Interview Woman
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Jessica Simpson
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Self
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Jonathan Loughran
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Security Guard
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Ted Rooney
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Security Guard
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Brandon Molale
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Doorman
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Erick Avari
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Cigar Maker
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Phil Jones
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Businessman
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Michael DeLuise
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Businessman
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Larry Cedar
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Businessman
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Andrew Shaifer
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Liberty Bell Security Guard
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Vincent Castellanos
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Art Dealer
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Roger Mussenden
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Waiter
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Al Goto
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Ninja Warrior
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Simon Rhee
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Ninja Warrior
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Kevin Nealon
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White Collar Executive
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Bill Cho Lee
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Mongolian Elder
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Chao Li Chi
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Mongolian
(as Chao-Li Chi)
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Steve Gormley
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German Businessman
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Christel Smith
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German Businesswoman
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Ava Metz
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Another German
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Michael Johnson
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Self
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Bo Derek
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Bo Derek
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Barry Bernardi
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Bernardo
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Brian Catalano
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Italian Officer
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Gabriel Pimentel
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Boxing Dummy
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Martha Del Rio
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Puerto Rican Housekeeper
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Guelmarí Oppenheimer
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Waitress
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Tracy E. Wilson
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Female Partygoer
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Patricia De Leon
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Waitress
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Phil Fischer
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Bully
(as Phillip Fischer)
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Steven Hack
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Chemistry Teacher
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Dane Morris
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Young Pistachio
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Cole Sprouse
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Young Pistachio
(as Cole Mitchell Sprouse)
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Dylan Sprouse
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Young Pistachio
(as Dylan Thomas Sprouse)
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Bryan Jeffrey Price
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Jock
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Andy Morrow
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Captain America Kid
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Naya Rivera
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Captain America Kid
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Julius Charles Ritter
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Captain America Kid
(as Julius Ritter)
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Brighton Hertford
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Captain America Kid
(as Brighton Hertzford)
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Sandra Lindquist
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Bartender
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Eugene C. Palmer
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Chef
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Leland Crooke
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Appraiser
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Mike Johnson
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Constitution Security Guard
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Michael Lee Phillips Jr.
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Constitution Security Guard
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Buddy Bolton
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Abe Lincoln
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Stuart Quan
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Ninja
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Spencer Sano
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Ninja
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Hiro Koda
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Ninja
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Johnny Tri Nguyen
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Ninja
(as Johnny Nguyen)
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Yoshio Iizuka
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Ninja
(as Yoshio Izuka)
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Ronn Surels
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Ninja
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Andy Cheng
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Ninja
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Steven Ho
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Ninja
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Tony Wilde
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Doug
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Berglind Icey
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Big Bottom Girl
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Leasi Andrews
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Big Bottom Girl
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Anna Marie Goddard
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Big Bottom Girl
(as Anna-Marie Simone Goddard)
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Theresa Madelin Lin
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Big Bottom Girl
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Adrian Armas
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Group Dancer
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Gustavo Vargas
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Group Dancer
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Jessica Lee Keller
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Group Dancer
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Paul Benshoof
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Group Dancer
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Oscar Orosco
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Group Dancer
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Andrea Bogart
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Group Dancer
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Paulette Maxwell
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Group Dancer
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Uncredited Cast
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Paula Abdul
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Choreographer
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Lisa Foiles
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Lisa
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Jesse V. Johnson
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Thief
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Shane Lyons
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Shane
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Alan Ray
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Limo Driver
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Kyle Sullivan
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Kyle
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Jesse Ventura
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Self
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Produced by
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Barry Bernardi
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producer
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Allegra Clegg
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co-producer
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Derek Dauchy
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co-producer
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Sidney Ganis
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producer
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Todd Garner
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producer
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Jack Giarraputo
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executive producer
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Harris Goldberg
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co-producer
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Tom McNulty
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production executive
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Adam Sandler
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executive producer
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Alex Siskin
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producer
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Dino Stamatopoulos
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co-producer
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Original Music by
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Eddie Berkeley
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Marc Ellis
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Special Effects by
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Roy Arbogast
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special effects supervisor
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Stephanie Caillabet
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hair technician: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
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Federico Cervantes
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mold/lab technician: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
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Cory Czekaj
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mold/lab technician: Kevin Yagher Productions
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Paul Ghezzo
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special effects prop builder
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Ted Haines
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character suit fabricator: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc. / creature fabricator
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Jeff Himmel
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character suit fabricator: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
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Carol Jones
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character suit fabricator: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
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Thomas Kittle
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special effects technician
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James Reedy
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special effects foreman
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Lee Romaire
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sculptor: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
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Bryan Sides
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studio coordinator: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
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Shownee Smith
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mold/lab technician: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
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Johnnie Spence
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project supervisor: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
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Douglas J. Stewart
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painter: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
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Keith Suzuki
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special effects technician
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Lynne Watson
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hair technician: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
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Michael Wickerham
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mold/lab technician: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
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Garth Winkless
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character suit fabricator: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
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Chris Yagher
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studio/contract advisor: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
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Jeff Yagher
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sculptor: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
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Visual Effects by
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Blondel Aidoo
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visual effects producer
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Jimmy Batchelder
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visual effects coordinator
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Daniel Becerra
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video: Asylum
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Elissa Bello
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roto artist
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Peter Bowmar
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effects animator: Black Box
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Phil Brennan
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inferno artist: Asylum
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Bela Brozsek
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cg artist
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Brandon Criswell
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roto artist
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Brian Cuscino
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i/o technician
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Heather Davis Baker
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digital compositor
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Kent Demaine
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creative director: interactive design
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Steven Fagerquist
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visual effects compositing artist
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Andy Foster
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assistant visual effects coordinator
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Lindsay Hallett
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visual effects producer
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Alex Hegedus
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engineering: Asylum
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Michael Hemschoot
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cg artist
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Tommy Hooper
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head of technology
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David Jones
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visual effects supervisor: Asylum
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Zach Justman
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assistant visual effects editor: Asylum
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Kristopher Kasper
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visual effects editor: Asylum
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Patrick Kavanaugh
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digital compositor: Asylum
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Joe Ken
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digital compositor
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Peter Koczera
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senior digital artist
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Bill Laverty
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engineering: Asylum
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Derek Ledbetter
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visual effects
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Paul Luna
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motion graphics artist
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Emma McGuinness
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visual effects producer
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Nathan McGuinness
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visual effects supervisor
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Matthew Merkovich
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matchmove artist
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Steve Muangman
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video: Asylum
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Luke Ployhar
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visual effects
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Mark P. Renton
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inferno artist: Asylum
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Lee Robinson
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video: Asylum
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César Romero
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inferno artist: Asylum
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David Santiago
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effects technical director
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Gunther Schatz
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3D visual effects animator
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Jeff Werner
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cg producer
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Toby Wilkins
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inferno artist: end title sequence, New Wave Entertainment
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Yuichiro Yamashita
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cg artist
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Stunts
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Jaremy Aiello
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stunts
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Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci
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stunts
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Clayton J. Barber
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stunts
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Richard L. Blackwell
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stunts
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Jake Brake
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stunts
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John Branagan
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stunts
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Joe Bucaro III
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stunts
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Wes C. Caefer
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stunts
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Brycen Counts
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stunts
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Danny Downey
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stunts
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Jayson Dumenigo
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stunts
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Annie Ellis
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stunts
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Al Goto
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stunts
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Shane Habberstad
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stunts
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Steven Ho
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stunt ninja
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Doug Hudson
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stunts
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Yoshio Iizuka
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stunt performer
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Jesse V. Johnson
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stunts
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Kim Kahana Jr.
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stunts
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Hiro Koda
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utility stunts
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Clint Lilley
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stunts
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William Morts
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stunts
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Daniel T. O'Brien
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stunt rigger
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Carrick O'Quinn
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stunts
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Michael Papajohn
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stunts
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Peewee Piemonte
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stunts
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Nicole Randall
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stunt double
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Simon Rhee
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stunts
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Spencer Sano
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stunt performer
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Ben Scott
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stunts
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John-Clay Scott
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stunts
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Larry M. Shorts
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utility stunts
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Tim Sitarz
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stunt double: Michael Bailey Smith
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Gregg Smrz
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stunt coordinator
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Cody Weselis
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stunts
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Brian J. Williams
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stunt double: Brent Spiner / stunt double: Harold Gould
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Darlene Ava Williams
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stunt double: Bo Derek
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