Directed by Jaymes Thompson   Written by Jaymes Thompson   Cast Mari Marks ... Helen Michael Soldier ... Alex Georgia Jean ... Luella Robert Borzych ... Eric Vinny Markus ... Dom Shannon Lee ... Deborah Denise Heller ... Gabby Derek Long ... Mike Allie Rivenbark ... Brenda James Tolins ... Todd Lisa Block-Wieser ... Lizette Jim Polivka ... Rodney Noah Naylor ... Manfred Nora Gaetana ... Busty Lesbian Timothy Kelley ... Bingo Caller Miriel Rust ... Bingo Player Kailee Brynes ... Bingo Player Robert Frye ... Bingo Player Kelly Herrin ... Bingo Player Rachael Lynn ... Sister Mary Marie 1.0 Tammy Brynes ... Tortured Babysitter Tom Devlin ... Hunted Man Lola Wallace ... Hunted Woman Hudson Gilles ... Republican Recruiter (as Hudson Giles) Leo Belladaere ... Lead Republican (as Leo Belldaere) Steven Naugle ... Republican Convention Collin Brock ... Delegate Richard DeGuilio ... Delegate Corey Marshall ... Delegate Brian Kirschiff ... Delegate Joon Lee ... Delegate Kelsea Button ... Catholic School Girl (as Kelsey Button) Sara Raftery ... Catholic School Girl Maria Tomas ... Anetta Andrew Americk ... Evangelist Bob Koenig ... Sister Mary Marie 2.0 (as Bob 'Bobaloo' Koenig) Sean Abley ... Bear Man Gary Cotti ... Bear Man Produced by Sean Abley   Jaymes Thompson

Additional Info Premiere: July 13, 2007 DVD Release: November 18, 2008 Country: Distributor: Ariztical Entertainment Websites: Production Companies MoDean Pictures (USA) Distributors Ariztical Entertainment   (2008) (USA) (theatrical) Ariztical Entertainment   (2008) (USA) (all media) Rating Stats Overall Rating 3.5 / 10 Our Rating 5.7 / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users 5.7 / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #10,336 / 21,075 Ratings Breakdown Almost Perfect 2 total ratings Site Ranking #10,332 Local 58: Season 3 (2021) #10,333 Local 58: Season 2 (2017) #10,334 Local 58: Season 1 (2015) #10,335 Elvira's Movie Macabre: Season 1 (2010) #10,336 The Gay Bed And Breakfast Of Terror (2007) #10,337 Stranger In The Woods (2024) #10,338 Killer Nerd (1991) #10,339 Geisha Of Death (2015) #10,340 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2009 (2009)