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Episodes
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Cancelled
Chef and the children learn that Earth is actually just a reality show for other planets. When they learn it is to be canceled, the boys travel to a distant planet to...
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March 19, 2003
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Krazy Kripples
Jimmy and Timmy land in the middle of a gang war; Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle stay out of the way when stem cell research divides the town.
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March 26, 2003
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Toilet Paper
The boys toilet paper their art teacher's house to get revenge for detention. When Kyle's guilty conscience makes him want to confess, Cartman makes an attempt on his...
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April 2, 2003
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I'm a Little Bit Country
The town is divided down the middle on the Iraq war issue. Therefore, Cartman tries to induce a flashback so that he can find out what the Founding Fathers would have...
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April 9, 2003
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Fat Butt and Pancake Head
Cartman makes a Jennifer Lopez hand doll and turns her into a music star, which draws the furious anger of the real Jennifer Lopez as well as the sexual advances of...
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April 16, 2003
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Lil' Crime Stoppers
After the boys start a Jr. Detective's Club and find a girl's missing doll, they are recruited by the county police department. Their first assignment: to break up a...
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April 23, 2003
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Red Man's Greed
South Park residents are forced out of their homes when an Indian casino takes their land.
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April 30, 2003
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South Park Is Gay
Kyle, Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave travel to New York City to bring an end to the latest "metrosexual" fad, and discover that it's actually part of a crab-people...
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October 22, 2003
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Christian Rock Hard
Cartman, Butters, and Token soar to the top of the Christian rock charts, but when the other boys kick Cartman out, he seeks a way to get them back.
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October 29, 2003
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Grey Dawn
South Park takes all of the driver's licenses away from its senior citizens, and the AARP responds by launching an armed invasion of the town to defend their rights.
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November 5, 2003
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Casa Bonita
When Butters is invited to Kyle's birthday party instead of Cartman, Cartman kidnaps Butters and locks him in a bomb shelter.
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November 12, 2003
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All About Mormons
Stan learns about the Mormon religion after a new family moves to South Park from Utah. Caught up in the family-friendly doctrine of the church, Randy declares the...
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November 19, 2003
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Butt Out
Rob Reiner comes to town to lead an anti tobacco crusade after the boys briefly take up smoking.
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December 3, 2003
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Raisins
Stan becomes inconsolable after Wendy breaks up with him, and Butters has a crush on a sexy waitress at a local restaurant.
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December 10, 2003
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It's Christmas in Canada
The boys go to Canada to retrieve Ike, after his birth parents show up in South Park and claim him as their own.
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December 17, 2003
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Ratings
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8.7 / 10
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Credits and Details
