Directed by Chris Seaver   Written by Chris Seaver   Cast Meredith Host ... Dartagnan Cherry Brady ... Maxine Jason McCall ... Clavell Mandanglo Jen Stone ... Juliana Noel Williams ... Vasquez Lauren Seavage ... Gargamel (as Lauren P. Seavage) Matt Meister ... Diamond Dave (as Matt Puckerchord) Teen Ape ... Self Chris Seaver ... Mr. Bonejack Sgt. Kabukiman ... Self Andrew Copp ... Eugene Duqua (as Andy Copp) Henrique Couto ... Budnick John Karyus ... Chutney Fawn LaRoche ... Abortion Girl Shawn A. Green ... Zombie (as Shawn Green) Aaron Abraham ... Zombie Jeremy Cottrell ... Zombie Amanda Wolf ... Zombie Casey Bowker ... Teen Ape Matt Brassfield ... Victim Produced by Chris Seaver   Original Music by The Planet Smashers

Additional Info Premiere: October 19, 2004 DVD Release: May 17, 2005 Blu-ray Release: July 27, 2021 Country: Distributor: Tempe Entertainment Websites: Production Companies Low Budget Pictures Distributors Tempe Entertainment   (2005) (World-wide) (DVD) Rating Stats Overall Rating 3.4 / 10 Our Rating -- / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users -- / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #11,667 / 21,251 Site Ranking #11,663 Breaking Her Will (2009) #11,664 Witchcraft IX: Bitter Flesh (1997) #11,665 Sting Of The Black Scorpion (2002) #11,666 The Great American Fourth Of July And Other Disasters (1982) #11,667 Filthy McNastiest: Apocalypse Fuck! (2004) #11,668 Men With Brooms: Season 1 (2010) #11,669 Raped By An Angel 4: The Raper's Union (1999) #11,670 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2016 (2016) #11,671 Paranormal Calamity (2010)