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Episodes
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Catching Up with the Osbournes
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November 5, 2002
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What Goes Up...
Kelly performs her cover version of Madonna's "Papa, Don't Preach" at the MTV Movie Awards.
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November 26, 2002
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Must Come Down
Sharon is diagnosed with colon cancer and Jack breaks his arm.
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December 3, 2002
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The Ozz Man and the Sea
Ozzy tried to build a fireplace near his beach house, but it doesn't go too well.
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December 10, 2002
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Beauty and the Bert
Kelly meets a boy called Bert, but refuses to introduce him to Sharon for fear of embarrassment.
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December 17, 2002
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Smells Like Teen Spirits
Ozzy becomes addicted to burritos. Meanwhile, he and Sharon are disgusted at Jack and Kelly's late night partying.
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January 7, 2003
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Meow Means No!!
Jason Dill comes back to stay, much to Ozzy's despair. Meanwhile, the new dog, Arthur sodomizes Gus the cat.
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January 14, 2003
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It's a Hard Knock Life
Kelly is upset at the amount of interviews and photo shoots she has to do due to her career.
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January 21, 2003
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Cleanliness Is Next to Ozzyness
Ozzy worries for Sharon's health as the dogs continue to defecate all over the mansion.
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January 28, 2003
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Viva Ozz Vegas
The family go to Las Vegas to celebrate Kelly's birthday.
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February 4, 2003
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My Big Fat Jewish Wedding
Ozzy and Sharon renew their wedding vows.
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February 11, 2003
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What a Boy Wants
Kelly is at war with Christina Aguilera. Meanwhile, Jack wants to go to Medieval Times for his birthday.
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June 10, 2003
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Flea's a Crowd
The pets are spreading fleas all over the mansion.
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June 17, 2003
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Run Ozzy Run
Ozzy tries to get fit in time for his birthday.
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June 24, 2003
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Fists of Fury
When Sharon and Ozzy go away, Jack invites his friends at the mansion for a pool party, which annoys Kelly.
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July 1, 2003
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Mama, I'm Staying Home
Ozzy has the house to himself when the family go away.
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July 8, 2003
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Tennis Racket
The neighbors next door are causing a racket by playing tennis all day long.
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July 15, 2003
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A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann
Jack becomes attracted to Kurt Cobian's sister, Brieann.
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July 22, 2003
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Angler Management
Ozzy and Jack go fishing with unsuccessful results.
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July 29, 2003
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Bye Bye Babies
Jack and Robert go to the family's old mansion in England, Kelly is on tour, and Ozzy discovers an old keyboard of his. He also gets addicted to carrot cake.
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August 5, 2003
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Ozz Well That Ends Well
Bert breaks up with Kelly. Meanwhile, Jack attacks Minnie his sleep.
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August 12, 2003
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The Osbourne Family Christmas Special
The family hold a Christmas party in their home, with guests such Eva Mendes, Brendan Fraser and Eddie Griffin.
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December 11, 2003
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Ratings
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6.0 / 10
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Site Ranking
(#7,370 / 33,091)
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#7,366
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The Osbournes: Season 3 (2004)
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The Osbournes: Season 1 (2002)
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#7,370
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The Osbournes: Season 2 (2002)
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#7,371
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The Osbournes: Season 4 (2005)
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#7,372
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Credits and Details
