Directed by Jerry Daigle   Christopher Meloni   Written by Alan Donnes   Tanner Colby   Cast Emily Donahoe ... Sue Christopher Meloni ... The Producer Diane Neal ... Nancy Stylist B. ... Tarnishe'D Silva Josh Frieser ... Producer as a Boy Livia Scott ... Nun Robert Klein ... The CEO Mario Cantone ... The Director Emmanuel Yarborough ... Janitor (as Emmanuel Yarbrough) David Coe ... First BJ Guy Lyndsey Anderson ... Sexy Bartender Stephanie Gatschet ... Wife Sam Oz Stone ... Little Johnny Natalie Harrah ... Hot Girl at Chalkboard Adam Ferrara ... Dr. Feelgood Travis Kauppila ... Young Hillbilly #1 (as Travis Kaupilla) Tom DiNardo ... Older Hillbilly Kirk Gagnon ... Young Hillbilly #2 Boomer Tibbs ... Boardmember #1 (as T. Boomer Tibbs) Leah Lapidus ... Boardmember #2 Bill Rapp ... Boardmember #3 Sheila Mart ... Eleanor (as Shelia Mart) Ginger Rich ... Boardmember #5 Terence Exodus ... Bingo Man Joy Seligsohn ... Candy Lady Sammy Marten ... Veterinarian George Chevallier ... Birthday Boy Ted Ferguson ... Joke-Telling Priest (as Walter Ted Ferguson) Claudia L. Brown ... Cheap Trick (as Claudia Brown) Alan Donnes ... Bartender Adam Sietz ... Morty Chris Henry ... Production Assistant Cyndi Lauper ... Little Johnny's Mom Alec Lynch ... Little Johnny's Brother (as Alex Lynch) Tanner Colby ... Gay Taxidermist / Voice of Racist Black Dummy Andrew Wuestenfeld ... Pirate Kent Cassella ... Widower John Lavelle ... The Writer Victoria Clark ... Teacher Hannah Stoor ... Girl at School Marisa Valente ... English Teacher (as Marissa Valente) Roger Byers ... Priest with Pizza Joe Starr ... Coach Mark Lake ... Husband Bryan Fitzgerald ... Auditioner #1 Andrew Ward ... Auditioner #2 Scott Rossini ... Auditioner #3 Lindsey E. Vuolo ... Self Jeanine Hill ... Nude Auditioner / Vienna Sausage Girl Debbie Schwartz ... Topless Twin #1 Lauren Schwartz ... Twin #2 Jordanna James ... Sexy Midget Max Rock ... Chunks Owner Asher Suss ... Parish Priest Richard Labit ... Little Boy at School Todd Levin ... Man Who Orders Hot Dog David Thornton ... Little Johnny's Dad Greg White ... Bad Actor Stephanie Restivo ... Stripper #1 Josh Duffy ... Surfer Roy Haylock ... Drag Queen (as Bianca Del Rio) Doua Moua ... Wing Thai Blaire Whitney ... Good Sport Art Schorr ... Vienna Sausage Grandpa John D'Leo ... Vienna Sausage Boy John Scurti ... Sheriff Joe Melendez ... FBI Agent Shavon Ryan ... Stripper #2 Bettina Niedermann ... Tiffany Chloe Whiteford ... Hairy Chested Girl (as Chloe Whitford) Jana Dendinger ... Brunette Bikini Babe (as Jana Maria Dendinger) Brandy Moon ... Big Boob Blonde Caitlin FitzGerald ... Bank Teller Hans Freiwald ... Sperm Donor Richard Kohn ... Old Vienna Sausage Guy Hawk French ... Eddie Sophia Meloni ... Suzy Anthony Cumberbatch Jr. ... Black Midget (as Anthony Cumberbatch) Larry Holmes ... The Judge Matthew Seife ... Tutu Boy Connor Denis ... Big Mormon Chip Rybak ... Little Mormon Rose Lamarche ... Bikini Lady Uncredited Cast Alex Aristidis ... Classmate Andrew Buchler ... Ensemble Produced by Michael Arata   Chris Bialek   Andrew Buchler   Jerry Daigle   John B. Donnes III   Alan Donnes   Dan Laikin   Mark Lake   Mark Lake   Joey Tufaro   Original Music by Joe Delia

Additional Info Premiere: February 15, 2011 DVD Release: February 15, 2011 Country: Distributor: Lions Gate Home Entertainment Websites: Production Companies National Lampoon Distributors National Lampoon   (2008) (USA) (theatrical) Camelot Entertainment Group   (2010) (World-wide) (all media) (as DarKnight Pictures) Grindstone Entertainment Group   (2010) (USA) (DVD) Rating Stats Overall Rating 3.1 / 10 Our Rating -- / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users -- / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #6,406 / 21,118 Site Ranking #6,402 Tom And Jerry: The Magic Ring (2001) #6,403 Pro-Life (2006) #6,404 The Pale Door (2020) #6,405 Good Burger 2 (2023) #6,406 National Lampoon's Dirty Movie (2011) #6,407 Ten Little Indians (1974) #6,408 Slipstream (2005) #6,409 Game Of Death II (1980) #6,410 The Corpse Vanishes (1942)