Directed by Jake West   Written by Dan Schaffer   Cast Danny Dyer ... Neil Noel Clarke ... Mikey Emil Marwa ... Graham Lee Ingleby ... Matt Keith-Lee Castle ... Patrick Christina Cole ... Candy Terry Stone ... Gavin Neil Maskell ... Banksy Emily Booth ... The Snipper Stephen Graham ... Vince Victoria Hopkins ... The Bride Deborah Hyde ... The Barmaid Nicola Jane Reading ... The Witch / Zombird Army - Nightgown Joelle Simpson ... The Dentist / Zimmer Granny / Hooded Woman Deborah Perry ... Lolly Tree Carr ... Julie Mini-Mart Ria Knowles ... Pigtails Lorry O'Toole ... Foxy / Dominatrix Annie Vanders ... Bubbles Joanne Cutts ... The Butcher (as Joanne Marie Cutts) Lynda Dagley ... The Vicar Julie Dunne ... Traffic Warden Beryl Nesbitt ... Mikey's Nan Jessica-Jane Stafford ... Neil's Young Woman (as Jessica Clement) Christopher Elson ... Graham's Boyfriend Adele Silva ... Bex Caroline Head ... Patrick's Wife Zac Mattoon O'Brien ... Skateboard Kid (as Zacchariah Mattoon O'Brien) Debbie Flett ... Hot Barmaid Toby Richards ... Mechanic Mary Tamm ... Meg Nut Billy Murray ... Colonel Frank Rizzo ... Joe Normal Alison Carroll ... The Teen Jenna Goodwin ... Dorothy (Fashion Victemmes) / Zombird Army - Librarian Danielle Laws ... Swinger 1 Roxy Velvet ... Swinger 2 Luke Lynch ... Comic Store Guy Amy Burnett ... Sassy Girl 1 (as Amy Brunette) Tara Scotter ... Sassy Girl 2 Sophie Pycroft ... Leggy Fence Sick Chick Richard Cooke ... Eviscerated Barman Ian Limv ... Man with Dog (as Ian Limv & 'Buster') Amy Clancy ... Kebab Lady David Charlambros ... Reginald Pawson (as David Charalambous) Caroline Wall ... Zombird Army - Hooded Woman Erin Williams ... Zombird Army - Punk Sophie Challen ... Zombird Army - Country Western Katie ... Zombird Army - Hooker Karen Byrne-Roberts ... Zombird Army - 80's Cocktail Siobhan Anthony ... Zombird Army - Ballroom Carla Akehurst ... Zombird Army - Aerobics 1 Leonie Turner ... Zombird Army - Aerobics 2 Carole Doyle ... Zombird Army - Sexy Bedtime Poppy Scott ... Zombird Army - Villager 1 Sam Adcock ... Zombird Army - Villager 2 Melanie Light ... Zombird Army - Space Nerd Tess Adcock ... Zombird Army - Artist Tania Chant ... Zombird Army - Pregnant (as Tanya Chant) Carla Huddington ... Zombird Army - Secretary 1 Nina Ayres ... Zombird Army - Villager 3 Heather Trott ... Zombird Army - Villager 4 Judith Lewis ... Zombird Army - Secretary 2 Celia Gibson ... Zombird Army - Rabbi's Wife Aarti Parajia ... Zombird Army - Pyjamas Mary MacLennan ... Zombird Army - Flower Arranger Dani Dyer ... Zombird Army - Ballerina Faye Adcock ... Zombird Army - Shower Tabitha Tudor ... Zombird Army - Mother of the Bride Natalie Roberts ... Zombird Army - Nurse Hayley Crompton ... Zombird Army - Maypole Produced by Edwin Beardow   Mike Diamond   Simon Feather   Mark Foligno   Justin Lanchbury   Andrew Loveday   Mike Loveday   Terry Loveday   Steve Milne   Billy Murray   Ivor Ponting   Lee Richards   Toby Richards   Michael Shadwell   Sandra Shadwell   Deepak Sikka   Anthony Silver   Terry Stone   Gerry Toomey   Original Music by Richard Wells

Additional Info Premiere: June 12, 2009 DVD Release: October 12, 2010 Country: Distributor: MPI Home Video Websites: Alternate Titles Zombie Harem Production Companies Carnaby International (presents) Carnaby Film Productions Hanover Films (in association with) Molinare Studio (in association with) (as Molinare Productions) Distributors MPI Home Video   (2010) (USA) (DVD) Rating Stats Overall Rating 6.0 / 10 Our Rating -- / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users -- / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #3,454 / 21,074 Site Ranking #3,450 3 Ninjas (1992) #3,451 Cemetery Man (1994) #3,452 Strange Wilderness (2008) #3,453 Captain Ron (1992) #3,454 Doghouse (2009) #3,455 FeardotCom (2002) #3,456 Survival Of The Dead (2009) #3,457 No Escape (1994) #3,458 Queenpins (2021)