Directed by Rick Jacobson   Written by Rick Jacobson   Eric Gruendemann   Cast Julia Voth ... Trixie Erin Cummings ... Hel America Olivo ... Camero (as Ameríca Olivo) Michael Hurst ... Gage Ron Melendez ... Deputy Fuchs William Gregory Lee ... Hot Wire Minae Noji ... Kinki Kevin Sorbo ... Mr. Phoenix Lucy Lawless ... Mother Superior Renée O'Connor ... Sister Batril Dennis Keiffer ... MacDaddy Scott Hanley ... Black Ice Mark Lutz ... Deiter von Vondervon Debbie Lee Carrington ... Hot Pocket Zoë Bell ... Rawhide Robert Mammana ... Prison Guard John Rich Kirby ... Prison Guard Thomas Jim Klock ... Officer Spanky With a 'Tude Danny Nero ... Officer Big Gun McFluff (as Neighbor Danny Nero) Christine Nguyen ... Nasty Nubile Escort Krystal Badia ... Sister Sara Paul Karami ... Jihad Jackson O'Doole Katelyne Friedman ... Lily The Languid Carlo Mendez ... Mercenary Leader Astrid Swan ... Lady Liberty (as Astrid Swan McGuire) Bianca Barnett ... Harem Hussie Code Red Aisha Cain ... Harem Aussie Code Blue Kalin Keech ... Freedom Fightin' Stripper Saranne Lund ... Her Less Inhibited Yet Still Patriotic Friend Carmen Jimenez ... Brownie All Grown Up Lia Wagner ... Lap Vixen Misty Jennifer Miller ... Lap Vixen Thumper Sabine Varnes ... Bathroom Bitch Varla Eurlyne Epper ... Bathroom Bitch Rosie Daniel Cieplinski ... Unlucky Mercenary Bastard Justin Kornmann ... Mercenary Rebel Yell Brian Peck ... Wrong Place - Wrong Time Carla Collins ... Here Comes The Bride Tyrone Power Jr. ... There Goes The Groom Steve Barker ... Bodyguard Tapert Gary La Guard ... Bodyguard Raimi Rick Jacobson ... Horndog Eric Gruendemann ... Father Malone Tony Gardner ... Vladimir Popmeov Michael Belasco ... Totally Awful Background Artist Thaddeus ... Self Karen Austin ... Narrator Uncredited Cast Brian Fitzpatrick ... LAPD Sergeant Produced by Eric Gruendemann   Rick Jacobson   Brian Peck   Carrie Tyson   Original Music by John R. Graham

Additional Info Premiere: September 14, 2009 DVD Release: March 02, 2010 Blu-ray Release: July 10, 2012 Country: Distributor: Twentieth Century Fox Websites: Production Companies Bombshell Pictures (presents) IM Global (presents) Distributors Freestyle Releasing   (2010) (USA) (theatrical) 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment   (2010) (USA) (DVD) Rating Stats Overall Rating 4.5 / 10 Our Rating -- / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users -- / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #4,093 / 21,031 Site Ranking #4,089 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Season 4 (2015) #4,090 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Season 1 (2012) #4,091 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Season 5 (2017) #4,092 Soul Eater (2008) #4,093 Bitch Slap (2009) #4,094 The Color Purple (2023) #4,095 Candyman: Farewell To The Flesh (1995) #4,096 Queen Of Hearts (2019) #4,097 Evangelion: 3.0+1.01 Thrice Upon A Time (2021)