Posted by effin on December 29, 2007
Reign Of Fire
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Its not every day you get to see the american
psyco get in a fist fight vs leather face. Movie
was horible. 1/10
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Posted by effin on December 29, 2007
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
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When it first came out i was young enough to be
enthralled, but old enough to know that i wish i
had the marketability. Wow did it make alot of
money. The mojo drained out when i found out that
they wern't actually in the suit, i felt like
America after Bush was re-elected. In the end
movie was laking and completely made for making
money. 3.5/10 I miss amy jo johnson.
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Posted by effin on November 29, 2007
Captivity
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Think about this. You are an american soldier and
you are stationed for your third tour in Iraq.
Wich will last for 18 months. You get a special
gift from home, you mom remembered you birthday!!
Awesome. You open the box and you get this move.
You've never seen previews because your in Iraq.
So you de-sand your DVD player and pop this in. I
couldn't think of a more depressing situation,
ever, and i saw Shallow hal in theators.
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Posted by effin on November 29, 2007
Mr. Brooks
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I watched this movie with my wife, and we both
liked it, which, speaks well of itself. Cook did
okay, Costner was really well played and didn't
act outside of himself, if that makes sense. Hurt
was great, between this and History of Violence,
he is really starting to come up on one of my
faves. I thought the movie flowed really well,
with the exception of the cemetary scene. I didn't
think this really fit the style of the movie,
along with the dream sequence. I have recomended
this movie to my coworkers, but the don't have the
greatest taste in movies (big Vin Deisle fans if
you get my drift), So that really doesn't say
much. I have heard that this may be a trillogy,
not sure, i would watch a sequal if it came out,
and would watch this again. Very Slick 7.5/10
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Posted by effin on November 29, 2007
Audition
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Like anyone who has ever had a stalker this movie
hits close to home, Dame, i have to agree there is
often a huh!? factor in it, watching again with my
brother, it was a little better, still really
slow, but worth it. Not the biggest fan of gore,
but nicely done. Chill factor 10/10. over all
8.5/10
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Posted by effin on November 29, 2007
Cube
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I don't know whether it was because i was apart of
a government think tank or not, but this movie
really scared the shit out of me, really, some of
the stuff is a little far fetched, but some of it
wasn't. The acting in it was alright, Love the
first five min of the movie, its on my net-flix
queue right now.
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Posted by effin on November 27, 2007
Shaun Of The Dead
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I was not expecting much when i watched it I
thought it made light of zombie films, and was not
to be taken seriously, and
I...Was...So...Very...wrong. Scary as hell, and so
much less pretentious than Ipod Phone commercials.
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Posted by effin on November 27, 2007
Undead
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I actually have a shotgun that looks like this.
Very hip take on a old idea. Wierd, Big fan of
ausies. I liked it. Then again, I was raised in a
trailor park.
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Posted by effin on November 26, 2007
Slither
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Nathan Fillion does not get enough roles, he was
awesome in this movie, there is a special place in
my heart for zombie films, obviously, but this one
has a home all it own. I laughed, i cried, i
enjoyed myelf more than divorce lawyers love world
of warcraft.
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Posted by effin on November 26, 2007
Brotherhood Of The Wolf
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I watched this in theators and i am so glad to got
the chance to see this. People actually got up and
left when they saw this had subtitles. Its got
indians, gypsies, whores, a warewolf, everything a
growing boy needs.
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Posted by effin on November 26, 2007
Underworld
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Like a lot of things in hollywood, good idea, bad
follow through. I can deficate better character
development than this. Lamer than Issah
Washington's apology to the homosexual community.
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Posted by effin on November 26, 2007
Night Watch
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Seems like i am going to stick out like a black
republican. I loved this movie, I know there was a
lot of things in this movie that was ment for
eastern cultures and i have read some things that
have said that western cultures wont understand
alot of the movie, my russian is rusty so i
watched this with a ukranian diver buddy of mine
and he explained a lot of things, over all the
movie took us 4 hrs to watch with him watching,
explaining/ translating. it was good fun to watch
a foreign film with a foreigner. 8/10.
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Posted by effin on November 26, 2007
Christine
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I kinda liked it. In very few words, I don't
really like horror flicks, no one has the subdlety
that can really messes my mind up like politics,
but yeah, i kinda liked it. 7.5/10
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Posted by effin on November 19, 2007
Labyrinth
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"I Ask for so Little. Just Fear Me, Love Me, Do as
I Say, and I Will Be Your Slave." I had dreams
that David Bowe was really my dad and he had me
take over the Lab for him, it was weird and i was
a little messed up, but none the less good fun.
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Posted by effin on November 19, 2007
Shrek The Third
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Really disapointing. It seems commercialism has
finnally won out in the shrek 'ahem' franchise.
Jokes aside, saying this movie was stale is like
saying that the war in Iraq isn't really about
WMD's. Pssst, it really wasn't ;-)
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Posted by effin on November 19, 2007
Yojimbo
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I am sad to say that I did not witness this film
until my adult life, which is really unfortunate.
This is probably one of the most perfect films i
have ever seen. Ever. Not Perfect. But so damn
close. I watched it, then I watched it again.
Everything about it is beautiful, i believe even
if it were in color it would take away from the
eye for detail that Kurosowa had. Its hard to
watch anything after you see this so if you
haven't be prepared.
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Posted by effin on October 23, 2007
A History Of Violence
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I thought the overall direction of the movie was
great, and there is something to be said in how
the movie ends, viggo comes home and not a word
is spoken like any opressed faimly does.
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Posted by effin on October 23, 2007
Memento
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Good movie, really stunning, if you want a a
better movie than this see irreverseable.
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Posted by effin on October 23, 2007
Mars Attacks!
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I loved it as a kid, i still love it, Jack is the
king, and Tim Burton is all dark and twisty in the
way only a boy like me could love.
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Posted by effin on October 23, 2007
Hostel: Part II
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Can anybody really say they were suprised this
movie would be as bad as the first...or any other
of eli roth's films. Using alot of makeup to
produce gore isn't a film its a crappy idea.
Sicking feathers up your butt doesn't make you a
chicken, sitting in a directors chair doesn't make
you one either.
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