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Gayniggers From Outer Space

Christopher

Posted: January 20, 2005 at 12:00am

Captain B. Dick, leader of the Gayniggers, and his crew stumble upon the planet earth. While scanning the habitat, they find female creatures living on the planet. When B. Dick asks the President of the Gayniggers what should be done, he informs him that a man must go down to the planet and see what's what. When the man is chosen, he's zapped down to America in the middle of the a giant male/female gathering. One female begins to approach him, so he shoots her to nothing and immediately is zapped back up to the ship. After the brutal attack, it's decided to rid the entire planet of females, country by country.

Russia is first attacked. When one of the Gayniggers is zapped in to a corn field, two Russian females begin laughing at him. After shooting them, the two men they were with begin hugging him and shaking his hand. China's next, as two females were making one man wrap chopsticks and spoons in napkins. When a Gaynigger shoots them, the China man starts shaking his hand in happiness.

Germany would be the last hit. While a German woman and her husband are cleaning their boat, a Gaynigger shoots her and gets the same outcome from the man as the last three men. Back at the Gaynigger spaceship, one of the Gayniggers is chosen to be the Gay Ambassador for earth. After receiving an entire new look to accommodate his new throne, he's taken back to the earth and left there to guide the newly turned gay planet. The rest of the crew returns to space to continue their quest on saving the universe of the female creatures.

The actual movie is about as stupid as the title, but as much is to be expected. The acting was really terrible, as were all the props being used. The special effects would have been pretty neat had the movie been made in the early to mid seventies. The costumes the Gaynigger wore were skin tight white spandex, shirt and pants. There's actually one part of the film that's worse than the others. That would be when that one lucky Gaynigger receives the act of Gay Ambassador for earth, he gets to choose what he looks like. The outcome is a short, overweight, balding white man. The other Gayniggers just go wild over him saying he's beautiful and throwing out all sorts of other comments. I've tried to get this movie for a really long time. The outcome wasn't a attractive one.

Final Conclusion: 1/10.