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bluemeanie
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Posted: July 29, 2008 at 12:00am
This review is going to be short and sweet...
And here's a tagline for someone to use -- "This was absolutely, without a doubt, one of the most painfully awful cinematic experiences of my entire life". I turned the film off three times. Not because I couldn't handle what I was seeing, but because I was so pissed off. The opening of the film is like having a knife inserted into your back and then twisted at periodic times for an hour. It's nothing but never ending shots of blood trickling into a sink and a skillet cooking on the stove. It's like the editor didn't know how to use iMovie and just had to use the entire clips instead of cutting them as he should have done. I honestly don't think the editor knew how to edit.
That's all I am going to say about this utter garbage. Just bad, bad, bad. If this is all these filmmakers have in store for an audience, they need to go back to their day jobs and leave cinema the hell alone. 5/10.
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Chad
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Posted: July 29, 2008 at 7:29pm
Plot synopsis?
On an odd note, I went to besthorrormoviesever.net and frightfestreviews.net to see what they had to say in their reviews since they were both so prominently displayed on the DVD cover. Neither of those sites exist, and according to GoDaddy, they haven't existed for the last three months at the very least. Bizarre...
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Edd
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Posted: July 29, 2008 at 9:51pm
You know it's got to be bad when the director/writer is quoted on the cover.
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Ginose
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Posted: July 30, 2008 at 1:41am
You don't think they could have possibly made a horrible movie just to see how many idiots would watch it based on critic quotes on the cover?
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Ginose
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Posted: July 30, 2008 at 2:35am
My God... Billy Ray, you sonuvabitch! You just gave this peice of shit more publicity than it will ever get elsewhere!
WHY, MAN!? WHY!?
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bluemeanie
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Posted: July 30, 2008 at 9:46am
I know...I know...as for plot synopsis, it's about a serial killer who kills and then cooks and eats his victims. That is about it. I didn't feel the need to validate this film any further by attempting to explain the ludicrous plot.
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George Snow
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Posted: August 12, 2008 at 12:35am
I just watched a few seconds of this brilliant CRAP. Everything on the cover is lies. All made up, But, there's 5 people here commenting on this piece of shit. At another site 53 comments on what trash this is. And it's FOR SALE at Amazon. So, who's the idiot? This guy made complete garbage and people have probably bought it. If he gets a buck for each sale, he's probably made a couple of hundred dollars.
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Justin French
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Posted: August 12, 2008 at 6:25pm
Movies are made so that audiences will love and appreciate them.
So, if you don't love and appreciate my movie, then something must be wrong with you.
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Crispy
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Posted: August 12, 2008 at 6:31pm
Movies should be made so that audiences will love and appreciate them.
Fixed for accuracy. And you, sir, have failed here. Miserably.
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Justin French
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Posted: August 12, 2008 at 6:58pm
That's your opinion. And you're in the minority there as well.
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Justin French
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Posted: August 12, 2008 at 6:59pm
People who don't like Frozen Flesh just aren't educated cinematically. It's as simple as that.
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Nirrad
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Posted: August 12, 2008 at 8:12pm
Agreed! This movie is awesome!
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Crispy
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Posted: August 12, 2008 at 11:10pm
In the minority? The only praise I've seen for this is on the cover. And there's evidence pointing to those quotes being complete fabrications as well. And considering that one of them is your own quote for your own movie, well that just doesn't hold a lot of weight in anybody's book. I've said it before, and I'll say it again, claiming that people dislike your work because they don't 'get it' is the biggest cop out in any form of art, and it's little more than an excuse to not try and improve your next work.
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Justin French
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Posted: August 13, 2008 at 12:10am
I'm the creator of Frozen Flesh so my opinion matters a great deal. If I like it, others should share in my bliss.
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Crispy
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Posted: August 13, 2008 at 12:40am
Yes, it's a shame that megalomania is something that's all your own. Meanwhile, the rest of us are going to do everything in our power to avoid this, and any future films you release, at all costs.
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Justin French
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Posted: August 13, 2008 at 1:09am
It's a shame you just didn't get it. You really need to watch it again.
You should vote/comment on Frozen Flesh on IMDb - maybe you'll change your mind then.
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Crispy
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Posted: August 13, 2008 at 1:34am
There's that 'didn't get it' again. And I think I'll refrain from giving this film any more attention than this brain dead argument with your delusions of grandeur if you don't mind.
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George Snow
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Posted: August 13, 2008 at 2:33am
\"Movies are made so that audiences will love and appreciate them.\"
I DO NOT and CAN NOT believe you made this monstrosity with any kind of artistic vision, or for the enjoyment and appreciation of any audience.
\"So, if you don't love and appreciate my movie, then something must be wrong with you.\"
Can't argue with that logic (sarcasm). But, I will say, I have a brain that I use to make up my own mind. And the absolute conclusion I've drawn is you MADE UP a bunch of blurbs (or had friends make them up) to sell a mindless 111 minutes DVD to rob as many people as you possibly can. But, that is only my opinion.
\"I'm the creator of Frozen Flesh so my opinion matters a great deal. If I like it, others should share in my bliss.\"
You are the creator, so the only place your opinions matters is what is contained in the product. Your opinion shouldn't and doesn't matter to any viewer. Or as the viewer is known in the case of Frozen Flesh, the poor unfortunate victim.
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Tristan
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Posted: August 13, 2008 at 6:26am
You guys are playing into his hand perfectly. We all know it's crap, so all you've done is spark more interest and generate hits for this guy. That said, after what I've heard about Us Sinners, It would seem this Snow fella does know a thing or two. I'm with him.
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Justin French
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Posted: August 13, 2008 at 9:02am
If I wanted to rob people of their time and $$ by selling my DVD, then I wouldn't post my movie up for people to watch.
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