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Griffinheart
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Posted: July 19, 2008 at 12:00am
Boobies, boobies, boobies of all shapes and sizes (as long as they're large). That about sums up the anime "Eiken". If that's enough for you, you should probably be watching Baywatch for the greater quality of plot.
"Eiken" follows a young boy named Densuke who just got into one of the most prestigious schools in Japan. Before he can even enter the school grounds, he's invited/kidnapped into the prestigious Eiken Club which consists entirely of enormous breasted women. After escaping the club's smothering mammaries, Densuke catches a glimpse of a group of girls getting their physicals (which, in Japan, consists of packing fifty girls into a room and having them stand around topless) and falls in love with one in particular: Chiharu. It even so happens that Chiharu is fond of Densuke (who doesn't love a peeping Tom?), and her birthday is coming up, giving Densuke the perfect opportunity to impress Chiharu with an awesome present...except he has no money. Luckily, the school is having a school-wide competition with a cash prize and absolutely no rules on who can be on a team. The Eiken Club bands behind Densuke to win the prize and impress his girl.
There are a bunch of words in the above plot summary but, don't be fooled, those words exaggerate the plot's magnitude. Dialogue serves merely to transition between bouncing breasts, Densuke's head being smashed by breasts, Densuke being groped, women groping Densuke, clothes being torn, and women going down on bananas (which serves an integral part in one section of the school's competition). That being said, what plot there is is just ludicrous enough to be enjoyable. The second stage of the competition is set at a giant water slide filled with pudding. The fourth is some sort of water luge/log ride apparatus filled with the island's natural hot chocolate syrup. It sounds stupid (it is) and like a setup to get people greased up and in groping distance (it is), but there are a few laughs to be had.
How much you enjoy "Eiken" will vary based on whether you hate or love fanservice but even those that love it would be hard pressed to give this move a top-end rating. However, if you're in the mood for some senseless animated jiggle, consider giving "Eiken" a shot.
Score: 6/10.
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Edd
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Posted: August 18, 2008 at 11:59am
I dunno if I just got an edited copy, but I didn't see ONE naked tit in this film. Goofy, campy story though. 4/10
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Griffinheart
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Posted: September 17, 2008 at 1:45am
There might not have been any actual nudity (can't remember for sure), but there sure was plenty of implied nakedness and \"do two threads constitute a shirt?\" sort of situations.
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